Cleopatra sounds like someone from Alabama or something weird like that (that truly is the best way I can describe it), and dear Christ this is going to drive me insane.
Also can be called, "Wherein we learn how to lead animals around while committing very high profile theft because a spoiled brat of a caricature of Cleopatra won't spill the beans unless she gets something in return."
We learn that polar bears are so well-insulated that they are almost invisible to infrared cameras, which is actually kind of cool.
Alternate title #2: Wherein we finagle with ramps, polar bears, and animal magic until we get an end result we're satisfied with.
According to the narrator, Cleopatra's accent is New York, and inexplicable. But for that matter, how can she speak fluent English right out of the gate?
9 Parts in and we finally learn that Kahmunrah is holding Jed hostage (which he announces over the intercom I seriously doubt he has the ability or desire to use, and mercifully his voice is muffled in the middle of dinosaur-themed chaos), and even later that we learn the method has changed from hourglass to sarcophagus. "Man, it smells worse than month-old long johns in here." (I don't want to ask.)
"Next time we will figure things out at the Air and Space Museum, shut Napoleon's operation down and interfere with...Kahmunrah's dastardly plan to be evil."
Next on "For the Love of Night at the Museum": Part 10 "The Lincoln Memorial". The plot went by the wayside in favor of all the random little side quests, and I think we're an ingot or two short.
Countdown: 258 Days to NATM 3
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