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The Brothers Egypt Confidential Dossier

Herein lies every material gathered on Ahkmenrah and Kahmunrah, henceforth noted as the collective Brothers Egypt, as well as their attached artifacts, the Tablet of Ahkmenrah and Gate of Kahmunrah (tablet and gate, respectively), up to the present time. This collection has been gathered together for your convenience as you navigate the greater For the Love of Night at the Museum (LoveNATM) files.

Night #2: Night at the Museum 1

Night #3: Battle of the Smithsonian

Night #4: The Tablet of Ahkmenrah

Night #7: Keeping Prisoners

Night #10: "I'm planning on a long retirement."

Night #12: "My warriors, come forth!"

Night #13: The Cause of All This Commotion

Night #14: The Tablet, the Gate, and the Brothers Egypt

Night #15: "I can't read."

Night #16: Who would win in a fight...?

Night #17: The Gate, the Tablet, the Underworld, and Religious Validity

Night #18: Will this Crazy Scheme Work?

Night #22: History Lesson

Night #23: Rosetta Stone

Night #25: You've Got the Love

Night #27: Playing With the Big Boys Now

Night #29: Brotherly Love (or not)

Night #32: F.U.N.

Night #33: Legends are Lessons

Night #34: "I am Larry...son of...Milton"

Nights #35-39: Commentary Underground

Night #40: Clothes Make the Man

Night #41: The Pile of Loot

Night #43: Back Story? What Back Story?

Night #47: "Kahmunrah the Trustworthy"

Night #51: It's the End of the World as We Know It

Night #52: Egyptians On Deck

Night #53: The Bad Guy Wins

Nights #61-67: Mummy Week, Mummypocalypse

Night #75: Kahmunrah and World Domination Revisited

Night #92: How Does That Thing Work, Again?

Night #93: "At least it's not Area 51. Yet."

Night #99: Soul-Cleansing Pic Spam

Night #103: "Don't! Croth! Thith! Line! With your hand!"

Night #104: More Kahmunrah Madness

Night #105: The French Taunter VS Kahmunrah

Night #106: Hail to the King!

Nights #109, 116, 117: Selections from Let's Play

Night #125: More Interesting Things We Just Learned Existed

Night #126: More From the Glorious YouTube

Night #128: Kahmunrah VS Darth Vader

Night #130: A General Overview of Egyptian Magic

Night #131: A General Overview Part 2 - The Legacy of Language

Night #141: Recommended for Your Viewing Pleasure

Alright so I just discovered this on Tumblr

Cast Listings

A Synopsis of Speculation

All Hail Ahkmenrah

Sir Ben Kingsley, British Villains, and Secret of the Tomb

Night #227: New Stills!

Night #228: Holy F*** You Guys

Night #229: Check This Out

Night #230: SOTT Spread

We trust that having read the enclosed you will now be familiar with LoveNATM's file format and many of its archive works, and also that you will be ready for any encounters with magical objects and strange Egyptian families. But be warned: "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." - Anna Karenina.

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